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Chubbikins Pet. Freakazoid was born on Christmas Day when Dexter Douglas entered a computer code by accident, activating a flaw in his brand new Pinnacle computer chip. He was suddenly zapped in the computer, where he absorbed the knowledge of the Internet and gained Copacabana - Monotekktoni - Different Steps To Stumble. His Foamy Thunder - Unknown Artist - The Waves transformations were unstable and unpredictable, but Dexter soon learned that he could change into Freakazoid by saying "Freak out," and back to Dexter by saying "Freak in.
Once Guitierrez learned of Freakazoid's existence, he captured Dexter and Roddy, hoping to harness the powers for himself. Freak was convinced by police sergeant Sergeant Mike Cosgrove to become a superhero to impress the ladies. Freakazoid subsequently achieves a degree of fame, saving the free world in very publicized fashion on at least one occasion and becoming acquainted with the President of the United States who attends Freakazoid's massive birthday celebration at the Happy Holiday Hotel, along with many other Foamy Thunder - Unknown Artist - The Waves.
Freakazoid possesses all the knowledge of the Internet, but at great cost to his sanity. He behaves in a very silly fashion, and often defeats villains in unorthodox ways, such as subjecting Longhorn to the seventh inning Foamy Thunder - Unknown Artist - The Waves or getting Cobra Queen to say tongue twisters until she passes out Freakazoid admits that he has no idea why this worked.
He also frequently breaks the fourth wall and is very aware that he is on a TV show. When Freakazoid breaks character on-set, he tends to talk in a voice similar to Jerry Lewis's "serious" voice. Although Freakazoid and Dexter share the same body and also seem Bloodstream - Ed Sheeran - X share one another's knowledge, they seem to be separate entities.
For instance, Freakazoid wishes to cut Dexter out of the main title of the show, and gets annoyed when an episode spends too much time with Dexter. Still, Freakazoid sympathizes with Dexter. He likes to wrestle with Dexter's brother Duncan Douglas in revenge for Duncan's bullying of Dexter, and initially tries to get Valerie to like Dexter before deciding to be shallow and just letting Valerie kiss him as Freakazoid.
When Dexter isn't Freakazoid, Freakazoid spends his time in an area of Dexter's brain called the Freak-a-Zone, where he reflects, has profound thoughts and watches Rat Patrol. Freakazoid sometimes speaks to his inner child, whom he has named Billy.
Billy Am I - The Black Line Fever - The Black Line Fever to have grown quite large. Freakazoid loves hospital water, but hates hospitals, because they store blood in refrigerators.
He occasionally picks up some off-the-books additional cash by doing skywriting for the Happy Clown Cafe. His favorite ancient race is the Ancient Egyptians, partly because you can't even see the spackle in their buildings. Super intellect: Freakazoid has all the knowledge on the internet, but because of the ever-increasing knowledge gathered there, it leaves him mentally insane.
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Their combat skills are completely unmatched by anyone who came before or who will come afterward, making them one of the most powerful opponents and a force to be reckoned with.
Absolute Command: The user can impose irresistible commands upon any kind of existence, natural and supernatural, living and non-living. Though commands are usually spoken, the user's intentions are what truly matters. They can impose complex commands with a single word, through a specific gesture or a sheer act of will, unquestioningly bending anything and everything to their will.
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The user can cause explosions that burst through intangible objects as well. This power also explodes through metaphysical concepts such as reality and illusion, allowing one to either dispel and destroy illusions of any level or explode through the barrier between the two and allow imagination to become reality or vice versa.
Dreams and memories can also be caused to explode, allowing one to escape from being trapped in nightmares and the mental world. Conceptual locations and beings such as heaven or hell, living or spiritual, and gods or devils, are also be affected by this ability. This places the user above virtually all other beings in the universe in flexibility. Absolute Force Manipulation: User can create, manipulate and shape force in all its forms, whether physical, transcendent, natural, spiritual, mental, cosmic, etc.
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They can also create illusions on a large scale, from a small region to planetary or galactic region, etc. Any injuries the user suffers immediately heal, even if the user's body is disintegrated or blown up or completely erased and even if the user is completely destroyed to the sub-atomic level, they will still return to life.
Alternately, some users are absolutely immune to all harm, and can never die from any natural causes. The user's existence and soul become completely free and independent of even the concept of reality, making them unbound to the subjects of life, death, and manipulations. Also, the power cannot be removed, rendered truly perfect and absolute.
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